He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)
i feel safe knowing that he is a guardian of our galaxy
My exercise philosophy
people who use the xD face are still naive and full of life. they are happier than us. do not rain on their parade
doomed to walk the road of the virgin for all eternity
a man on a mission
The Hemsworth brothers, Tom Hanks, and Meryl Streep star in a 1:00 “Charlie Bit My Finger” spoof
is thiS FOR REAL DID THEY ACTUALY TAKE THE TIME TO DO THIS I CAN NOT HANDLE
fuck off chompy were supposed to be life partners
"NO, HUMAN! I KEES YOU FIRST." -smooch, slap slap slap-
That cat has a majestic mustache.
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial.
You can take the most respectful, sensitive people, give them Cards Against Humanity, and in a few minutes they’ll be laughing about genocide.